Category Archives: Humor

Screw It, Let’s Have Some Chuckles.

Posted on November 9, 2016 by John Erickson

I’ll be damned (literally) if I’m gonna go off all morose and stuff. I’ve had this post knocking around the old brainpan for a few days, so here goes. I’ve been watching a marathon of M*A*S*H from the weekend, and … Continue reading →

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Gah! I’ve Got Chick Cancer!

Posted on October 25, 2016 by John Erickson

No, no, I’m not sick (anymore than usual), the title is a reference to a “Family Guy” epsiode, in which the lead character finds himself enjoying “chick flicks”. Now, you must realise I still love my sci-fi. There’s always room … Continue reading →

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I’m Gonna Burst! or, Fill In The Blank.

Posted on October 23, 2016 by John Erickson

Those of you who have followed me for a while (all what, 2 or 3 of ya? You’re nuts, and I luvs ya all!) know I’m not big into sports, except for various forms of auto racing. You also know … Continue reading →

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I’ve Outdone Captain Kirk!

Posted on October 14, 2016 by John Erickson

It’s rare for a fan to be able to put himself into the shoes of a beloved character from a future, fictional television show. It’s rarer still to be able to claim to have one-upped that character. But just this … Continue reading →

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Happy Star Wars Day!

Posted on May 3, 2016 by John Erickson

Yes, it’s that time of year again. Put batteries in your lightsaber, dust off your stormtrooper armour, and have your wookie groomed – time to get your Star Wars groove on. (Why today, I hear some of you saying? Think … Continue reading →

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Where I Get It From.

Posted on April 30, 2016 by John Erickson

As you well know, I have a rather twisted love affair with really bad humour. And the WORST humour possible is puns. Ever wonder how I got to be so dang punny? Well, it goes back over 32 years, as … Continue reading →

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Cat Math, or Feline Freakout Formula

Posted on December 3, 2015 by John Erickson

Our algebra problem for tonight: Take one outside cat, represented by “C”. Take one house, with a basement, “B-sub-H”. Take one window in basement, “W (B-sub-H)”. Add one person, waving at cat, “J”. Therefore, C + (J * W (B-sub-H)) … Continue reading →

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A Conspiracy Theory To Beat the Band.

Posted on November 2, 2015 by John Erickson

(Disclaimer: I am not making fun of the tragedy of the Russian airliner that crashed in the Sinai desert. I also don’t really believe this bundle of bushwa I’m about to drop. But I think it’s a fun exploration of … Continue reading →

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Oh, To Be in England…..

Posted on September 8, 2015 by John Erickson

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it is official. Queen Elizabeth II is now the longest-serving monarch in history, outlasting Queen Victoria, the previous record holder. Oh, my Coldstream Guards badges are just quivering with pride, and I think one of my … Continue reading →

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My Friday Evening, or How To Befuddle a Cop.

Posted on July 24, 2015 by John Erickson

So I’m sitting here, enjoying a quiet Friday night with “Ghostbusters” on the tube, when I see somebody with a flashlight coming up the walk. Okay – deep sigh – it’s the neighbors across the drive. Not bad folks, but … Continue reading →

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