Cat Math, or Feline Freakout Formula

Our algebra problem for tonight:

Take one outside cat, represented by “C”.

Take one house, with a basement, “B-sub-H”.

Take one window in basement, “W (B-sub-H)”.

Add one person, waving at cat, “J”.

Therefore, C + (J * W (B-sub-H)) = C * F,

where “F” stands for one TOTALLY freaked out cat.

 

Tomorrow, we’ll factor out how dog (“D”) plus cat (“C”) plus tree (“T”) equals cat on a cold tin roof. And take notes, there may be a test on this later. 😉

Advertisements
This entry was posted in Humor and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink.

2 Responses to Cat Math, or Feline Freakout Formula

  1. Archon's Den says:

    On any test that involves a cat, I always fail – unless the cat lets me copy his answers. 😆

    • I tried that, but I failed because I couldn’t read the cat’s handwriting. Having no opposable thumbs is a real pain in the neck! (Didn’t help that it was our ancient, senile, half-deaf and half-blind foundling, either. He even failed a medical test that said he’d die within 48 hours of our finding him, more than 3 years ago now!)

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s