Well, this time, I’m just gonna give ya the highlights. Last Thursday night, my wife got really sick. Nothing life-threatening (technically), just one of those barf-n-squirt stomach bugs. Things got nuts as I took on taking care of the house and her both, throwing a wrench into my recovery plans amongst my Inbox-turned-weed-garden. Then it hit me late Saturday.
Did you know, that if you can adjust the vectors of your … “vomit stream” and your … um … “ventral liquid discharge” … within less than 60 degrees of each other, you CAN partially overcome gravity? Did you know that, with a simple week of eating absolutely nothing AND power-barfing several times a day, you CAN lose over 8 pounds in a week?
Did you know that this is now, officially, my most disgusting post ever? 😉
Fast forward a week (God, I wish I could’ve – oh how I WISH I could’ve), we’re both mending slowly. Once again, I’ll try to climb outta my pit. But to some of your disappointment (and many’s relief), I’m gonna have to skip a lot of missed posts. So there goes my “Number One Commenter” status on many of your blogs. C’est la guerre!
So, hope you had a good weekend (betcha it was WAY better than mine!), and never fear, I will dig up some kind of post for my American readers vis-a-vis US Thanksgiving. And for my Canuck (and other country’s) readers, I’m sure I’ll something to keep you reading, eh? So until then, Happy … Start of Christmas Shopping Insanity! 😀