Payback Is A … Unicorn?

I think North Korea is trying to get even for that “Kim Jong-un Sexiest Man Alive” bit from the Onion. This is a direct quote from trending topics on “MSN Now”:

“Breaking news out of North Korea today: The government’s official news agency has reported that archaeologists have discovered a unicorn lair belonging to King Tongmyong, the founder of the ancient Korean kingdom of Koguryo. The one-horned hideout, which the “scientists” say dates back to A.D. 1392, was “a relief palace for King Tongmyong [and] the lair of his unicorn.” The site, located just 220 yards from a temple in Pyongyang, was marked with a rock that said “Unicorn Lair.”

Like they say, a clearly marked Unicorn lair goes unnoticed for over 600 years? I think they’re still pissed at the Onion! πŸ˜€

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25 Responses to Payback Is A … Unicorn?

  1. tom says:

    Young women were already gaga over Kim for his fashion sense. Now that he has a Unicorn, he is completely irresitable

  2. Elyse says:

    He’s so dreammmmmmmyyyyyyy

  3. fasab says:

    Unicorn is an anagram of I run con. Is that any help?

  4. julesagray says:

    the kim jong il looking at things is one of my fave tumblrs. the one of his dead dad doing the same things when he was among the living is priceless too.

  5. aFrankAngle says:

    …. and let’s not forget that the North Korean people believe it!

  6. Well, you skeptic you! Don’t forget, once Kim Jong-il shot 11 holes-in-one on an 18-hole golf course. And this was on his first try at golf. Obviously there are some really magical things occurring in South Korea.

    • Have you ever seen the movie “Welcome to Mooseport”? That would explain his holes-in-one. But hey – if he’s got unicorns, why not pimp ’em out? Dude needs money for his space program – AND for all that hair gel! πŸ˜€

  7. That’s actually rather impressive. Never thought I would say this…but score 1 for North Korea! At least they can “take a joke”.

  8. benzeknees says:

    I guess you have to suspend disbelief to live in North Korea.

  9. Teeny Bikini says:

    You mean he’s not sexy. Really? What will I do now? πŸ˜‰

    • Um … well, there IS always Psy, of “Gagnam Style” fame. I also hear there’s liable to be some Chinese politicians unemployed, if you wanna stay Asian. Other than that, I just say go with benzeknees suggestion, and suspend disbelief. That way you get him, AND unicorns, AND no grey hair, AND poiticians who listen to you, AND …. πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜€

      • Teeny Bikini says:

        Oh my god. Hysterical. “If you wanna stay Asian… ” LOL. I think benzeknees might be onto something. I want it all! πŸ˜‰

      • Hey, I was just trying to give you very similar options! You want a greasy-haired, slightly chubby young guy worth a lot of money, regardless of ethnicity, I’ll get you contacts into the sci-fi convention scene! THOUSANDS of ’em out there, and I oughtta know – I was one of ’em! πŸ˜€

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